Flickr presents: Things I Will Not Be Doing at My Wedding

• Hippie love-in
• "Artistic" wedding photos
• Anything to to with camping (tent in left corner)
• Get married on Disneyland's Tom Sawyer's Island
• Make an impromtu chupah from the curtains. (note the bare windows!)
• Give the underage kids screwdrivers...watch the hand, there buddy.
• Getting married at sunset on a tropical island. Gross.